RoastRank

AI roasts. Real improvements.

Brutal AI. Better websites.

Paste a public website. Get a real score, a sharp roast, and the practical changes that make visitors stick around.

Websites only for now. We fetch one public HTML page—no sign-up required.
No sugarcoatingEvidence-based fixesBuilt to share
real page signals

What RoastRank actually reads

Your page gets a fair fight before the punchline.

Clarity

Title, description, headings, and the opening message.

Conversion

Links and likely CTAs, minus imaginary marketing metrics.

Foundations

Mobile viewport, H1, language, and image alt coverage.

Boundaries

One public HTML page only. No scripts, logins, or secret tunnels.

Useful, not fluffy

A roast you can actually use.

Your result turns page signals into a blunt score, an evidence-based roast, a redesigned message, and a clear priority list.

Get your shareable result

Rewrite

Say the useful part first.

Get a sharper headline and CTA built from the page you submitted.

Share

Make the result travel.

Every completed roast gets a public URL ready for copy and native share.

The process

One page in. A concrete way forward out.

  1. 01 — Submit a public website.

    We normalize the URL and reject private or unsupported destinations.

  2. 02 — Read only the public HTML.

    No crawling, no script execution, no authentication bypasses.

  3. 03 — Share the useful embarrassment.

    The AI returns the score, evidence, fixes, and redesign brief on a public result page.

First impression

Scored 0–100

Conversion

Scored 0–100

Mobile

Scored 0–100

Copy

Scored 0–100

Design

Scored 0–100

No dodging the questions

Before you get flamed.

Is it actually useful, or just mean?

Useful first. Every roast is tied to what the page actually exposes: headlines, calls to action, mobile signals, visual hierarchy, and basic SEO clues.

What can I paste in?

A public website URL. RoastRank does not analyze Instagram or TikTok profiles yet, and it will not open private, local, or protected addresses.

How long does a roast take?

Most take around 30 seconds, but analysis time varies with the website and the AI response. We will tell you if the page cannot be reached.

Can I share the result?

Yes. Each completed roast gets a public result URL with a quote, score, fixes, and a practical redesign brief.